Useless Doctors - Updated! I am a dr. now!

Since I recommended to pain clinic doctor that perhaps he should put me on Ambien since I haven't slept in about a freaking month and I'm about to start painting pirates on the walls and eating my hands, apparently he took my recommendation and called back and said that would be fine. Gee, I'm glad I'm suggesting drugs to them now. In that case, why don't they go ahead and send me a prescription pad and I'll take care of my medical care going forward. Save me the co-pay, cab fare, and added pain in getting to the office.